Is it possible to party on the beach at the full moon hedonistic extravaganza on Thailand’s Island Ko Phangan, and come back in one piece without losing your money or dignity?? Of course it is, I am living proof.
Arriving at the party at Ko Phangans resort of Hat Rin with my 7 friends in tow at 12 midnight, we were instantly catapulted into the heaving masses of partygoers. In high season the crowds can reach 30,000, we went in September and there were 12,000 people, still busy but not claustrophobically stifling. Winding our way down a side lane full of bright lights and drink stands, we were as excited as children at Christmas, no idea what to expect but we came with no real expectations. The night didn’t disappoint. Some may call it tacky, but that is half the appeal, and a MUST do event if in this part of the world. Bursting onto the beach the first question was “What to do first, where to go, which direction, left or right?” The answer became clear, first up was to get painted in UV paint of course! Every single person dancing or stumbling past was covered in UV paint, so after studying the selection of weird and wonderful psychedelic colours and patterns, we all became adorned with some fantastic creation of multicoloured stars and swirls over our faces and every inch of exposed flesh. Naturally the next stop was to purchase a bucket of vodka and red bull, and then with gathering anticipation we sauntered happily up the beach, past the skipping rope, which was on fire. Throngs of drunken and spaced out half naked guys were showing their prowess by taking on the fire rope. I haven’t skipped since I was about 8 years old, and the rope wasn’t on fire, and I hadn’t consumed a bucket of vodka, so that activity was safely observed from the sidelines. Miraculously there were no serious injuries on my watch. The music was booming out from all different DJ booths lined up on the beach, a selection of dance, funk, hardcore trance and drum and bass – a fine selection for all tastes. Stopping to dance at each place, I looked around me and everyone was in their own happy place, and I felt like the Joker, having a huge smile plastered over my face with the thought running through my head – “I can’t believe I’m partying in a little dress and flip flops, on the beach of a Thai Island. How cool is this??” Eventually some refreshment was required to reboost the energy levels, so a cup of tea and muesli was consumed in one of the buy cafes down a lane, full of other recovering revellers. Once refuelled it was back to the beach where the sun had risen, blinding us with the dazzling rays. The music was still pumping, the hardcore guys were still dancing and I looked around me at the total carnage on the beach. Bottles, rubbish, cigarette butts strewn all over the sand, and somewhere in the night I had broken my flip-flops and discarded them, so whilst picking my way through the leftovers, desperately trying not to cut my feet open on glass, I was still dancing as I moved along surveying the scene, and as the waves lapped the shore I realised I still had that insane grin on my face, and the same thought of “I can’t believe I’m partying here in a little dress, minus my lost for ever flip flops, on the beach of a Thai Island. How cool is this?”
The only downside, I may need to book an appointment at tattoo removal brentwood when I get home…

is an incredibly beautiful nation, with its landscape as captivating as its people and where endless strectches of golden, sanded perfection contrast with the exhilirating bustle of Bangkok. For twenty years now Thailand has been embroiled in an international scandal that has seen Saudi Arabia sever all ties with the country, but this week the Thai government took significant steps to end the rift.
Thailand is a country located in Southeast Asia. It is heavy with tourism and attracts crowds of several different countries. Visitors are fascinated with it’s beauty and hospitality of the Thai people. The majority of the Tai people practice the Theravada Buddhist tradition worshipping ancestors and animism. Some, however, are involved in the Muslim community which is a large religious group in Thailand.